talldarkbishoujo:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

biyuti:

So. I just realized how incredibly tired I am of that romance trope of ‘we annoy each other because we are such opposites, so obviously we shall fall in love!”

Because. LIke. Does this happen in real life? Does anyone actually think ithis is appealing? ‘Cause I have never considered dating anyone who irritated the fuck out of me. Ever.

If you annoy me. I will not want to have sex with you. Or even sit and have coffee with you.

Why is this such a thing?

yes

seriously

please

answer to bolded is “rape culture” btw

May 21 2012 94 notes
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May 21 2012 20,615 notes
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productiveslacker:

taylormariegreen:

The only thing that could make this better is Bruce & Tony getting married at Disney.

omg

(Source: askashieldagent)

May 21 2012 2,338 notes
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capitoltech: capitoltorture: velarfricative: pandarson: thorstartsofpop: My dad put some Dr. Pepper in the freezer to chill it. Brbcrying. I stared.  I stared. I got it. I wept.  HA cryING I don’t get it. Look at who’s on the can. LOOOOOOK.

capitoltech:

capitoltorture:

velarfricative:

pandarson:

thorstartsofpop:

My dad put some Dr. Pepper in the freezer to chill it. Brbcrying.

I stared.  I stared. I got it. I wept. 

HA

cryING

I don’t get it.

Look at who’s on the can. LOOOOOOK.

May 21 2012 16,783 notes
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“Your mother is a —- —- —-ing —- lorem ipsum —- —- —- admiumvenium —- —- —- turolagulio —- —- —- —- —- —- —- hippopotamus —- —- —- —- —- Republican —- —- —- Daniel Radcliffe —- —- —- with a bucket of —- —- —- —- in a castle far away where no one can hear you —- —- —- —- —- —- soup —- —- —- with a bucket of —- —- Mickey Mouse —- —- with a stick of dynamite ———————- magical —- —- —- —- ALAKAZAM!”

—

THE ELDER SWEAR (via errinm)

My life is now complete

(Source: bathoriel)

May 21 2012 113 notes
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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

johnwatsonismyblogger:

keyvanh:

hipsters-in-v4ns:

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

im fucking laughing at how the source says BBC LOLOL….

Trust the BBC to kill off our favorite people…

Pffft lol.

(Source: BBC)

May 21 2012 605,801 notes
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brodinsons:

So I just found this on my dash:

I like Thor. Loki… I’m not that keen. Bit neutral.

Please don’t tell Tom Hiddleston that. I have a feeling that if I say those words aloud then less than a minute later there will be the sound of a car hurriedly pulling up and a knock at my door.

I open the door and there stands a breathless Tom with a folder so filled with paper and photos and book pages they are spilling out on my porch and there’s a pack of slides and mini projector under his other arm.

“Just give me an hou-…No, two hours and I promise you I can make you understand.”

May 21 2012 6,525 notes
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magesmagesmages: eldanildiel: middlemarching: foxybcosplay: wassamattawityucca: Ahhhhhh, they signed as their characters! Tony’s signature is ridiculously big and gaudy. Lulz Also, Clint’s little arrow. Abububu. <3 “cap” d’awwww Tony’s giant signature!!! *dies* And Bruce’s is so small. I can just see him being all, “I don’t want to take up too much space guys.” :’( And Thor’s! I can just see him with his tongue sticking out doing that. I just love how Bruce, of all people, has the tiniest font. Maybe he does it on purpose? 

magesmagesmages:

eldanildiel:

middlemarching:

foxybcosplay:

wassamattawityucca:

Ahhhhhh, they signed as their characters!

  • Tony’s signature is ridiculously big and gaudy. Lulz
  • Also, Clint’s little arrow. Abububu. <3

“cap”

d’awwww

Tony’s giant signature!!! *dies* And Bruce’s is so small. I can just see him being all, “I don’t want to take up too much space guys.” :’(

And Thor’s! I can just see him with his tongue sticking out doing that.

I just love how Bruce, of all people, has the tiniest font. Maybe he does it on purpose? 

May 21 2012 13,174 notes
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Buddy Castle - The Cuppycake Song

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

danithinksoddthings:

May 21 2012 5,344 notes
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bossuspain:

savethewales:

Avengers’ New Groove Masterpost.

OOC: LAUGHING SO HARD IT HUUUURRTSSS

May 21 2012 20,347 notes
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